About 30 minutes later, the same woman comes and drops off ANOTHER copy of the same issue of ABC and wisks out the room but before she wisks out the room she shouts out "IT'S COLD IN HERE!" - I look around like did I just experience Deja Vu or did this bitch just drop off the same shit! AND is this bitch retarded or she got torrets cuz she screamin' out like she on the short fuckin' yellow bus with a drool cup and a muthafuggin chin strap AND like she don't see me on the fuckin' phone!
So I get up and go over to her desk with the 2nd issue of ABC and say "you gave me 2 copies, here's this one back"... she says in a whiny voice like she's lil orphan Annie, "are you suurrreeee???? I didn't give you XYZ?" I look at her and say "I'm sure" meanwhile I'm thinking to myself - "bitch I ain't got coke bottle glasses and I ain't seein' double issues in TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ON MY FUCKIN DESK!" It took everything in me to not just smack that gray outta her fuckin' hair...
So as she is about to hand me a copy of XYZ she snatches them back and says "I don't believe you!"
I asked who's on the cover of ABC she says "it's Michael J. Fox"- I tell her "keep that shit", because at this point
if you think that I'm scheming on motherfuggin' copies of Alex from Family Ties then keep them shits!
She says "that's not nice". I said "no what's not nice is you thinking that I'm jipping your for an extra copy of that magazine-
with old ass Michael J. Fox on that mutha, he got more lines on his face than a search and find puzzle"
but still Stupid Stacey proceeds to walk back to my desk and says "Oh I guess I gave you 2 of the same thing"...
I pause- surely this bitch is being paid by the devil to make my head pop the hell off... I said "just put
it down there and remember that u did, thanks!"
I don't have time for the bullshit!!
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