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Seen & Heard #1
My friend told me about how she was on the train and a young couple- about 17 years old on train- #2 headed uptown, discussing the details of their relationship. The girl, clearly upset with the guy because she feels like they don't do anything except have sexual relations- she says "Daddy, why when you come over, we just have sex". (Who the f*ck is "DADDY" guess b/c she doesn't have one she calls anyone with a penis "Daddy")
To which the young prince charming replies- in a loud voice "Whachu mean? Don't I f*ck you right every night?!" My friend is squinting in disgust as this point. The young lady can't get a word in edge wise, as Prince Charming continues "I know alot of other b*tches dat would love to have this d*ck in they mouth!" Both my friend and another man on the train had that look like they just saw a ghost- mouths agape, heads shaking in disgust- The girl tries to get Prince charming to lower his voice as he continues "I don't give f*ck who can hear!" Apparently...

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Seen & Heard #2...
Hubby is at work- on the computer- he works in a showroom. The doors to the store are open- balloons etc. A woman is standing outside of the store about 10 ft from the door, his phone rings.
He picks up, "hello, XYZ how can I help you?" A woman says "Uh yes I can't seem to find the entrance to your store", hubby says, "we are right next to the dental office, when you come up the stairs on your right." She's repeating him "... next to Dental office", but as she continues to speak, he notices- it's the woman standing OUTSIDE the fuggin' store! He just stares at her as she looks directly into the store and continues to try to get him to describe what the store looks like.
So she continues, "I'm looking for a guy named John* (names have been changed for Immigration purposes) but all I see is a black guy in the store."...
Hubby pauses, stands up so he can let her know that he knows she's the one standing outside the store on the phone, then he says to her "Wooowwwwww, the black guy in the store IS named John."
She threw her hands over her mouth and said "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" Turns around and runs down the stairs and sends her husband in the store ...

Today's word: ASSumption