Shoe Size? Uhhh Hold on lemme call somebody...

So I just got an IM from a friend -we'll call her "NOTTOO BRIGHT"
HER: what size sneakers u wear?
ME: 8, u gettin' me some kicks?
HER: no, orderin' from DSW & we wear the same size shoe and I didn't know my size.
ME: admit it your a Rhodes Scholar aren't you?!
HER: huh?
ME: fine, play coy... ass
HER: Are you mad today?
ME: Nope, just not understanding why you don't know your own effin' shoe size...
HER: my sister has been giving me sneakers for so long, they are always tight, I know yours always fit fine...
ME: but u don't buy shoes?
shoes and sneakers are generally the same size
just buy the 8's ... I'm writing a book- and it's gonna be all about the craziness you put me thru!
HER: SO! It'll be a best seller-


I can't take it... somebody give me a gun...