The Heroine of White Castle

So hubby and I are in White Castle today- yes I know...
anyway, we're waiting for our food and we notice a young Asian guy sitting by himself eating his burgers in a booth... chillin' when La Heroin Addict who looks like he can be a stunt double for those Intervention shows on A&E, complete with a goose down jacket and a knit hat, comes in.

Staggering and mumbling some incoherent mess, La Heroin sits down with the young man at the booth and says "I want ur burger", the guy, clearly stunned by this demand, sits there unmoved. Then Heroin picks up a burger from the guy's tray and starts chompin'and continues to sit there staring at him as if he's about to say something profound... In watching all this transpire, I assume he MUST know this man, but hubby assures me these 2 are not "best buds".
The Asian guy continues to sit there with his new found "friend" and finishes his other 2 burgers and soda and then gets up and empties his tray... then turns around like the Angry Monkey on Family Guy and just glares at the Heroin addict, who, by the way, is happily humming a tune whilst smackin' on the burger...

Hubby was right when he said "that only happens to certain people" because I can't imagine myself sittin' there chillin' with Le Crackhead after he just basically jacked my hungry ass for a burger! And dude, now is not the time to turn around and glare at him because he just took a burger from ur ass- keep it moving, the glare isn't going to do nothing but surely upset Heroin even more and he'll be taking more than a damn burger from your plate... he'll be takin' a bite out yo' ass...