Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Office-Welfare Part 1

So I am not a recipient of the welfare system- however due to my affiliations I am closely tied to the bullshit because a friend of mine works at a center in Brooklyn.
My friend- we'll call her Ms. E- has been working for HRA for about 8 years now...no doubt, there's been stress and just straight up foolishness encountered...
So Ms. E is at her desk, calls for the next client- and a young lady walks up –
"Hello Ms. E", the young woman says. Ms. E remembers this young lady was at her desk the previous week, trying to get a furniture allowance due to a bed bug situation, but she needed to bring in paper work from an exterminator report in order to get the money.
Ms. E says, "hello, did you bring in your paperwork?" She says "no, I got something better" That's when it happened...
Old girl pulls out a jar, with bed bugs, fluttering around...
WTF is that about!??!!? bitches bringin' bedbugs to ya job!
Needless to say Ms. E jumps up, runs away from her desk, calling for security...

And the next week... Ms.Bed Bug got her furniture allowance for a new bed and sofa set...

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