So I hail a yellow cab... schweet... I notice that he's got tape and shiz over the credit card machine screams out "I only take cash, no credit cards!" I just said- Ok (thinkin to myself- a lil overzealous aren't we?") He's writing down on the log of his fares.. And then I notice that there's a whole bunch of shiz in his windshield.. like lights, flashbulbs, etc...of course being who I am I say to myself- WTF is this shit, he better not be getting ready to blow my ass up in this bitch cuz this will get his cause NO attention.
So we are on our way uptown... I notice that the meter isn't moving, the lil tv inside the thing is out of wack showing some Windows prompting a restart- and I begin to feel uneasy. So I ask the driver "something wrong with your meter?" he's like "No, it's just restarting, taking a long time, it will start soon"... So as we ride... I look on the divider and I see 2 Hindu religious figures- no biggie, people often put religious items around the car to "bless them" right? (And he is an Indian man) So I look closer- on one of the cards of the Hindu figure- it says in red lettering "God of killing all devils"... of course the inner voice in my head goes- "oh Shit, WTF did I just get into... " So I'm sitting there going back and forth in my head- "is this mofo one of them "blow 'em up" freaks-then I say, QuietStorm-stop that you playing into that shiz-So I sit there and observe some more... on the dashboard- A swastika like drawing- and the same on the mirror- So I say- hmmm maybe that's a religious symbol- that can't be what I think it means- so again, the inner voice says "Ask him what that is!? Damn it! Ask hiM it could mean Good Luck in other cultures after all that didn't start out to mean Hate, death & destruction." So I say to him, "excuse me sir, What's that symbol?"... he says "Swastika" So I say "like Hitler, Nazi, Hail Hitler Swastika" He says "that's right... this symbol means all Aliens kill all non-aliens" Now he didn't mean Alien like Mork & Mindy I know that for sure... Then he goes on to say "This symbol right here is the reason why 6 million Jews were killed" So I paused and said "uh-huh" "ok, let me out at the next corner please". He says "ok!", I pay him the fare and get the fugg out of the devil's lair... Because I know that if he feels that way about Jews- ain't no telling what he feels about me and my people... and I refuse to be apart of any one's racist rant-even if for a second.
All I could imagine is that conversation turning into how Jews should be killed along with blacks and latinos and women should be under the foot of men- and then I'd be on the 6 o'clock, 11 o'clock and special edition of CNN for bashing his head into the dashboard and paying a crackhead $5 to burn his ass...
In hindsight I should've reported him for A. having a fucked up cab with no credit card machine b/c all them bitchez are supposed to have it and B. for being a prejudiced mofo with effed up shit all over his vehicle.
Ahhhh.. Fridays... lovely aren't they?
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