Let's stop the lazy shit, ok?!

A few things I can't stand is stupidity, laziness and people who think that "everyone else" should do something for them.  Of course we're on for another saga of "Let's stop the lazy shit, okay?".

So I'm on the phone again- can you tell I'm on the phone alot with stupid people, it's contagious and I can't see these fools cuz I might catch "Bullshitters" disease... 

Anyway... I'm on the phone with my lovely friend who's out of work- she's been out of work since about August. I thought, foolish me, that she was looking for a job but every time I speak to her, she's telling me about her adventures of driving around the Bronx, Manhattan, hangin' out, goin out, dating etc... so I figure she don't have no bills- hmmmm ... but the bitch just asked me for $20 on Sunday when I saw her ass... 

So last night she tells me that she went online and signed up for a survey that you get paid $75 for. Now... you put in for a survey but a job application so your ass can get a steady check and you can stop singin' that same song by Broke Diddy titled "No Money Mo' Problems" just don't occur to your monkey ass huh?

So I said "uh huh" b/c really what the hell am I supposed to say?   So she goes on to tell me that the survey is about cars and oil, the guy asks her a series of question and gets to "When's the last time you had an oil change?" To which she replies "I haven't gotten one since I bought my car in February"... the man, she says, moans asks her a few more questions then says " I'm sorry ma'am you don't qualify" She says "why? because of that oil change question right?" 

So I say "WTF dummy! You knew it was an oil change survey and yet you still answered the question no?" like does that make sense!? She laughs... because to this "dummy" shit is funny... 

She proceeds to tell me about how she says to this man " Let me ask you a question, I never had my oil changed since I got the car, how often are you supposed to get your oil changed?" now she has male friends and family members yet she asks a stranger in West Bubbafuck Idaho for advice on her car. Boy I tell you if I didn't know any better I'd think this heffa graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard!

So the man proceeds to tell her this is a bad thing because her car can just die on her- so I chime in agreement, and I'm telling her she could seize her engine- but of course she ain't listenin' steady talkin'... so I said "eff it, why the hell should I waste my breath and expend energy when this idiota clearly has a listening deficiency!" So she goes on to tell me "the man said I should go to R S Struuzzz? Strusshhh? Strassss?" I put the phone down, b/c I know this bitch doesn't mean "R&S Strauss Auto"- as I pick up she's going  on "I never heard of that, I told him, we don't have those in NY" So I couldn't hold my silence any longer- I said "Dummy, it's R& S Strauss, you have one across the street from your house, it's a NY based company you need to observe things in your area!" She says "there is?" Then just like a special ed student she goes off on another topic, talkin to someone in the background about something totally different then comes back and says "There's one near my house?" So I scream out "Dummy, are you deaf too? Isn't that what I said?" 

So she has another special ed/ADD moment and goes on to tell me that she also signed up for another survey where she'd have to be away for a week, testing birth control drugs....

Tell me why she don't get a job? I hate a lazy mofosucka! It's amazing to me, she's online all night til 2 or 3 in the morning signing up for surveys and playin games on the internet. Yet asks me for $20 and catches an attitude when I say "my money you will not get". Broke lazy ass...  I asked her, "is this easier than finding employment?" She screams out just like a Maury Povich guest "DEY GIVIN" OUT $5,000 TO TEST THIS DRUG OUT! SHIT I NEED THAT MONEY!"  So I said "great, you big dummy! You try out a drug that you don't know shit about and get $5,000 but will have to spend $10,000 to stop your ass from drooling uncontrollably or to fix the mental retardation that may occur as a result of trying this non-FDA approved drug!" But while she's talking about how "Shit I need that money" I realize, she's already retarded- hell this could actually help...