NY Shit Part 2: Say No to Drugs...

So Hubby & I are sitting outside in our hood enjoying the semi-warm temps... it's around 7:30 or 8 last night.  We're sitting on these benches across from our house and we see a couple come walking down the hill- girl and a guy, they go off in the corner.  Now often teens go into that corner to smoke or get felt up or whatever...

So we're sitting there for about 30 mins. and all of a sudden, the girl comes around the corner screaming on the phone, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, COME GET ME OH MY GOD!". She's walking toward where we are sitting - now there are about 10 benches- old girl is screaming "OH MY GOD, COME GET ME SHIT! COME GET ME!" and sits down next to me... all the other benches are clear. So you know me... I'm thinking, this bitch is up to some shit... I give her the side eye. The guy she was with is slowly walking behind her, so I'm like "WTF is goin' on here" So I tell hubby... "Move down to the other bench"... As we move, she's screaming at her mother on the phone "Mommy, come get me I'm scared I'm scared! Oh My god I was smoking weed!" The guy sits next to her (he's  around 20 something) he's talking softly "yo what's up with you? Why you trippin'? What's wrong?" So she's like "You did something to me you asshole!! Oh my God! Oh My God" The guy is still talking softly "What's wrong? What I do? " 

We assume he must've been rubbing up on her or tried to stick it in in the corner and she's just in pain... either way I ain't no gynecologist so I told Hubby, time to go upstairs, she playin' games... Hubby, being the nosy ass he is, says "nah lets see what this is about". So then the girl calls 911... I'm like HELL naw! She's yelling at the operator "COME GET ME I'M 15 ! I WAS SMOKING WEED OR SOME SHIT! DON"T U UNDERSTAND"... by this time another young guy maybe 18 yrs old has sat down a few benches down from us and looks a lil "Cuckoo Bang Bang" if ya know what I mean...

So I was like I'm out, I don't wanna be around when the cops come and they try to pin some shit on our asses for being out there... by this point– old girl is paranoid and spazzing out. I was like I'm out, and get up, the girl starts to motion toward us but realizing that we thinks she's playing (or at least I thought old girl was playing) she sits down. Then she gets up and walks down to "Cuckoo Bang Bang" and says "OH MY GOD, MY HEART IS BEATING FAST!" again she gets on the phone... Cuckoo Bang Bang is lookin' at her like she crazy... then she goes "FEEL MY HEART!" takes his hand and puts it on her chest... Hubby and I are sitting across the street watching this unfold cuz this looks like it's about to be a porno... then old girl gets up and gets on the phone starts walking up the block screaming "MOMMY COME GET ME!" and proceeds to scream and spazz out... turns out the guy (who looked to be about 20 something laced her weed with some Coke or PCP. The ambulance came as well as her mother came and someone else came... they had to sedate her ass cuz she was gettin' belligerent up in the ambulance...  

So as we're sitting there in front of our building watching the police write up an incident report  and the ambulance take off... Hubby and I turn our heads in the other direction and here comes Susy the Alcoholic, clearly high off her Jones walking like she's in a drunken military brigade... stops in front of us throws both hands up in the air and slurs "THWEE HATH A NEW PRETHIDENT!" .... heffa the election was 3 days ago... you just now gettin' the results? 

I looked at hubby and got up and went in the house... I had enough excitement for one day...

We got Obama in the White House but Suzie's still in the Crack House....

Say No to Drugs