Here comes the ditz of the office- "helllooooo"
I greet her "Hi" and smile and continue with my typing,
She sighs and proceeds to dig in the pen cube on my desk and picks up a blue sharpie...and says
"Is this blue?" Now, let me describe the sharpie to those who don't use them- the sharpie has a colored top to indicate what color it is, since they come in a plethora of colors... so blue top means blue ink, green top-green ink.. you get the picture...
So you understand my bewilderment at the question- I stopped typing and gave her the same look mothers give children who just asked for another cookie after having 3 - the look that says "Get your lil ass outta here before you get knocked out!" So Dingle Ditz says to me "Oh you don't know, siiiiighhhhh we don't have markers"... I'm thinking as I'm glaring at her with my mouth ajar- "Bitch it's blue, you can't see that? Then you wonder why you been the assistant for the department for 10 years and no one has given you a chance at doing anything else... cuz clearly you retarded!"
I turn around and keep typing because if I continue to look at her I might also get a case of the Stupids....
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