Now I like to be out in the cold weather appropriately dressed- that means, all my shit is covered up... but, alas, not all of us get the memo that it's cold out this mofo...
I'm on my favorite train going home the other night and I see these 3 young chickies on the train- they must be at least 19 or so...
So I'm listening to my ipod and jamming and I'm looking at one of the 3 chicks, she's a pretty girl, nice hair, big girl- jacket's a lil too snug, slacks... I get down to her feet... My mind is saying...
Them shoes is jacked up... and i know her baby toe must be hollering for freedom.. she got on regular flats, but her feet are wide and the shoes are stretched out... then I'm saying she got on stockings? OH HELL NO... thems her feet lookin' white and opaque like Hanes stockings! WTH!
She sittin' there shivering and we need to tell chicks cute don't gotta mean cold! When your feet are looking like you've been dancing in the middle of flour it's time to A. get some lotion and B. get some shoes that provide accurate coverage for your hooves in the middle of winter ya dig?
This brings me back to the spring when I was on the train one morning and I'm standing near the conductor's booth and a woman gets on the train and sits down and I notice everyone is staring at her.. but I don't think anything of it, people stare maybe she got some shiz hanging from her nose... whatever... so this other lady gets on the train and sits down across from the woman and digs in her bag and pulls out a band-aid and reaches across the aisle and says "you want?". The woman, who I can't see fully, motions "no" with her hand.. so I'm thinking maybe old girl got a paper cut since I see her wringing her hands...
So my nosey ass peeks around the corner at the lady... "she looks fine to me" I say to myself, I look at her hands... hands seem fine... I go back to my regular position, the woman is staring at her like "bitch take this band aid"... I look again, scan down to her feet... Que Theme Music from Psycho... Oh shit.. her feet are banged the fuck up you hear me! Homegirl had open toed shoes on and looked like several squirrels came and went hammertime on her damn toes. Not one toe was unscathed.. bleeding toes, cut on her ankle... she must've fallen or tried to go thru a bevy of pigeons whilst they were chowing down on a mountain of bread... But now I see why she rejected the woman's offer... homegirl would've needed 10 band aids to help her... it was only 8:30 am and she was on her way to work no doubt, so you know by 5 she was probably crawling to the damn train station!
Ladies, when you can't tell the difference between your skin and stockings that means it's too cold to be outside with no stockings/socks! and if you can't walk in ya shoes... please.... take them shits off...
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