Maybe the vacation was too long for you...

I often try to bear with people who have a momentary brain fart, but there are times when I just can't deal, such was the case today.
I assume the vacation was really good to this person who decides to come to me and ask me to do a favor.
Fool: Hi, can you open this disk and print out the file on here I don't have the program on my comp
Me: Ok, I can do it, I'll get to it in a few. Which file you want to print ?
Fool: There's only one file on the disk
Me: Ok, give me a few, I'll call you.
Fool: Thanks, I also need a PDF
Me: Ok, I will e-mail you the PDF.
Fool: Thanks (he leaves my office)

About an hour later, I print out the file and make the PDF and email it to him-
Me (in an email): Hey, here's the PDF, the print outs are on my desk, come up and get them when you're ready.
Fool: Thanks, this isn't what I was looking for.
Me:... that was what was on the disk...

WTF you mean that wasn't what you were looking for! Tell that shit to the mofo who gave your ass the disk! Not to me, you idiot! You said it was one file on the disk and to print that out! Now unless it was the plans to the electrical system at my house I could care less if it was what you were looking for! I can't help you since I didn't create the disk! SPECIAL SAUCE!