Everytime I think I'm on a hiatus from experiencing stupidity, just like a bad cold it returns to make me sick! So today at the factory, I get an email regarding a project by a woman who is also named "Aquietstorm", I respond to her email and tell her to call me to discuss further.
Within a half an hour, my phone rings I answer "Aquietstorm speaking", the person on the other ends starts yapping, "so I'm thinking that this won't be ...." After deciphering that this wasn't some random prank caller sounding like a befuddled mess, I figured out who the hell it was and so I stop her mid-sentence and say "is this Aquietstorm?" she replies "yeah", I say "oh my phone doesn't have caller ID, so I can't tell who's calling" - Mind you, I have to do this repeatedly since we are in a world that assumes everyone's phone comes equipped with caller ID, and that would be fine if I didn't work at a place that has the same phones that Jesus used when he called Moses to tell him to part the seas! But I digress, so Jabba Jaws says, "Oh I thought because you said my name that you knew who it was" and then she continues. I stop her again, after biting my tongue to keep from screaming, STUPID B*TCH, I said "well my name is also AQUIETSTORM!", she then says "yeah, I know, uggghhh I'm just not thinking".... well perhaps you need to call me back when your brain is operational again because apparently you need to hang a sign on that b*tch saying "out for repairs!"
Seriously! You can't be that befuddled with someone who also has the same name as you??!?!
Chic is about as bright as a 10-watt bulb...
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