The customer comes in to the showroom- a woman, kinda ritzy, with 2 kids and her nanny. So my friend greets them, he's the only one in the showroom... "hello ma'am". "Hello" she says. He starts chatting with her about the products, finding out what she's looking for, etc... Meanwhile the nanny is holding both of her kids- one is about a year, the other.. a 3 year old. While he's talking, he sees the Nanny is growing weary trying to balance these 2 kids, so she begins to put the 3 year old down on a chair...
The mother says "ah, don't put my child down on that it's dirty", the nanny replies "My arms are getting tired I just need to adjust for a sec"...
"I pay you to carry my children around!", the mother says....
My friend says "whooaaaa"... cuz he just couldn't help himself. The nanny says to him "You see this? You see how she talks to me?"
The mother says "don't put my child down on that, it's dirty!" Then my friend interjects and says "well can't you hold the child while she stretches her arm out?" She looks stunned, "no" she says "I pay HER to carry my children around!"
The nanny looks at my friend, then looks at the mother and says "I've had enough of this shit, I'm leaving", she shoves the 1 year old in the arms of the mother and puts the 3 year old down on the bench and storms out the store... So my friend is standing there with a lil smirk, chuckling to himself...
I'm like can't that 3 year old walk? or was he a special needs deal? My friend is like, "ain't nothin' wrong with that mofo that he couldn't stand up on those 2 lil feet and walk around the store!"
The mother is now standing in the store looking at my friend saying " can you hold this one for a second". He replies, "that's your child and company policy says I am not allowed to touch your kid, I'll get fired".... "But it's just for a second" she says... he says "Sorry ma'am, company policy"...
So she gets on her cell phone and calls her husband "The Nanny just quit! And this guy in the store won't help me!" So here goes my friend "Gotta Get Loud Gary", screaming loud enough for the person on the phone to hear "Now I done told you, I can't pick up your kid because of company policy ma'am, tell the whole story!" She gets flustered hangs up the phone and grabs the 3 year old and goes flying out the door and huffing up the street...
Karma met yo' ass today didn't it?
1 comment:
That's F'ing AWESOME!!! Good for him!! WTF is he, her "unpaid" nanny?! Wow...
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