Nice Saturday afternoon hubby is at work, nothing too eventful until a woman walks in with 2 children... One is about 3- a lil girl and the other is a 12 year old special needs boy...
"Oh boy" is right...
Side Note: hubby works at a place that sells like outdoor backyard equipment-clubhouses slides etc.
So the woman is looking at a particular set, and she puts the 12 year old in the swing and starts to push him... he seems to be ok... So hubby begins to talk to the lady about the pros of the set and price and how her kids would love it... "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" moans the 12 year old... hubby stops and looks at the boy who is on the swing, swinging gently but... he's holding his stomach and turning up his face... "uuuuhhhhhhhhhh" he moans again...
Hubby says "ma'am do you want to tend to him?" She says to him, clearly annoyed, "please, let's just focus on this, he's fine"... so hubby continues "The set comes with..." "UHHHHHHHHHHH" moans 12 year old and then a series of farts commence like trumpets in a band and a shit storm emerges from the kids backside as he's swinging... he's got shit on his back, there's shit on the swing, there's shit on the ground...
Hubby paused and looks at the woman and immediately says "the swing is $69.99"... After turning BEET red and fumbling...she hands him her credit card... he hands her clorox spray and a roll of paper towels... cuz he ain't touchin' shit! ... LITERALLY!
She buys the swing and cleans up and rushes the kids out the door... meanwhile the 3 year old is saying "Mommy, Teddy Poo-Poo? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Teddy Poo Poo?"...
No baby... Teddy Shit!
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OH. MY. GODDDDDD!!! HHAHAHAHAH!
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